What has two thumbs and rode a
Zamboni last night?
This guy [points thumbs at himself]. Needless to say, it was - in the
words of Barney Stinson - legend- wait for it... I hope you're not lactose intolerant... -
dary!
Notice how fleet-footed and nimble I am as I successfully jump astride the powerful and efficient
Model 445, much as the
noble cheetah that pounces on the cuddly baby gazelle. I'm also proud to report that I did
NOT faceplant during the dismount.
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