He Came on Down! (And I didn't get the memo!)

Bob Barker and I were a mere three blocks from each other yesterday and I wasn't even aware of it!

Ah, Fate. You are a cruel mistress.

A few thoughts on Sept. 11

I'm not even going to try to write a heart-felt, "memorial" column. Instead, I'm taking the easy route and just jotting down a few thoughts as they come to me.

No Day for Tennis

Sept. 11, 2001 is certainly the "Where were you?" Moment of my generation. I remember most of that day very vividly, just two weeks into my freshman year at OBU.

I woke up in room 442 of Agee Residence center to the sound of my friend Kyle banging on my door like a mad man. Bleary-eyed, I rolled out of bed and open the door ready glare at him to express my annoyance that he had woken me up this early just so he could beg to copy my notes from class.

I only managed to grumble "WHAT?!?!" before he grabbed me and pulled me across the hall where we could watch his TV. "Somebody has attacked New York!" he said. He was pretty sure it was the Russians or maybe the Chinese (who knows why).

The first person I called was my buddy Luis in St. Louis. In retrospect, it's odd I didn't think to call my parents. Anyway, I woke him up and told him to find a TV, that someone had attacked New York. He, like I had just done, asked "Who?" He didn't think the Russians or Chinese a likely culprit.

I remember seeing the second plane hit the second tower. I couldn't believe it. It's one the only moments in my life I can honestly call surreal.

I remember seeing the first tower fall, and thinking how many thousands of lives must have been lost. It's beyond a miracle that after it was all said an done, only 2,974 souls lost their lives.

I quickly got dressed and only tore myself from the TV to go to class. My first of the day was intro tennis with Coach Tolin. He told us to get back to our rooms to watch TV, that this was no day for tennis. "No Day for Tennis," may never supplant "Day of Terror" in our minds as the label of Sept. 11, but it works in a way. Before I left, we saw the second tower fall on the TV in his office. I remember thinking it was just a replay of the first tower falling.

Dra. Litherland made us stay in class (I'll never forgive her for that, or a multitude of other things) and discuss terrorism... in Spanish. What were we supposed to say? "No me gusta terrorismo?"

Dr. Barbe cancelled speech so we could watch TV later in the day. I'll always remember that Sept. 11, 2001 was on a Tuesday because of my "TR" classes.

I'm not sure at what point I learned that the Pentagon had been attacked and that another flight had crashed in Pennsylvania, but I do remember thinking, "Holy **** they're organized!"

I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you!

I wasn't around to hear the rhetoric of Lincoln, nor was I alive to hear Churchill coin the phase "Iron Curtain." Likewise, I don't remember Reagan shouting "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

The closest thing to those immortal quotes that I heard came from a "bumbling" "hayseed" "hick of a president" as he responded to a wounded nation brought to its knees, desperately needing some smaller glimmer of hope.

If you read the transcript of what President George W. Bush tells the crowd of rescue and recovery workers (and I encourage you to do so), it's clear he started out reciting a planned speech. It was exactly the kind of canned sentimentality we didn't need (or want) to hear. We needed something genuine, no prepared, slick or political. It was only after someone interrupted him and yelled that they couldn't hear that he suddenly became real and gave one of the most inspiring and heartfelt speeches I have ever heard or can imagine. It was short, sweet and most of all, genuine. It didn't have fancy rhetoric and probably wouldn't have earned him an A in speech class. But it was, and is perfect.

The video is perhaps even more stirring.

USA! USA! USA!

I love New York but don't give a flip about DC

It's interesting and sad that we all associated the terror and tragedy of Sept. 11 with New York City (and rightly so) but fail to extend those feelings to Washington, D.C. and Pennsylvania where Flight 93 crashed.

While it certainly is true that many more people lost their lives in NY, I imagine the fear was just as palpable or worse in DC. There simply isn't a place full of more high profile targets than DC and "they" had just successfully flown a place into one of the most secure buildings on the planet, who knows what else was on tap?

Somewhat macabre side note: ever since Sept. 11, I've been on close to 100 flights and I'm always "amazed" that the terrorists were able to find the Pentagon from the air and successfully fly into it. I have a hard enough time trying to figure out of it that big brown thing is a field or a lake. This summer as I flew into DC, however, I saw just how big the Pentagon is. There's no mistaking it. Even from several miles out, it's clear THAT is the Pentagon. It's also clear that in order to crash into it, you really don't need that much skill.

Ground Zero

My appreciation for the gravity of Sept. 11 grew exponentially when in 2005 I stopped over in New York for a day on my way to Russia (coincidentally, this was the exact day we declared war on Iraq).

My travel companion and I made our way to Ground Zero and were awestruck from the moment we stepped onto street level from the subway station. It's impossible to describe how huge the mere footprint of these buildings was, let alone how tall they were.

A Day that will live in Infamy

On my way to work this morning, I heard a snippet of Rush Limbaugh's morning update.

His main point was that 60 years later, we still recall the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and how despicable it was. And yet only six years after Sept. 11, we are forgetting the fear and tragedy of that day of infamy. Moreover, we as a nation have seemed to lost all outrage and determination to bring those responsible to justice. I don't always agree with Mr. Limbaugh, but on this one I'm going to have to. We hide the graphic images of that day when they should be on display... lest we ever forget.

AP Style

I can't claim to be a world class journalist (heck half the time I'm not sure I can call myself a journalist or not), but I do have an excellent working knowledge of AP Style. Thus, it really bothers me that we as a journalism community have yet to settle on a style for that day six years ago. Sept. 11, is my choice, but it's continually seen in print at 9/11, 911, September the 11th or even spelled out Nine Eleven.

His Truth is Marching On

Today, in a special Tuesday Chapel, we took time out to remember Sept. 11, those who lost their lives and their families, as well as all our troops at home and abroad.

We sang, among other songs, the Battle Hymn of the Republic. The song usually brings tears to my eyes. Especially when it's sung very slowly. This recording was done on Sept. 14, the same day as Bush's speech.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword

His truth is marching on!

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

His truth is marching on!

Wordsmith of the Wild Frontier

"I would sooner be honestly damned than hypocritically immortalized."
- Davy Crockett

It's official

Now that I've enrolled in Midwestern, I'm officially a grad student.

I guess this means I have to grow my hair long, stop showering, start smoking pot and develop an unnatural love of Disc Golf.

Local Warming

Rush Limbaugh can continue to debate with 75 percent of the rest of the world, but there is absolutely zero doubt that local warming is a reality. Specifically, my house (of which I have precisely $682.31 in equity) is hotter than:

A) a June bride in a feather bed.
B) a two dollar pistol.
C) the hubs of Hades.
D) Jessica Biel.
E) all of the above.

The answer, of course, is E.

My air conditioner is down and that means I'm out. I actually considering sleeping in a sleeping bag at my office until the A/C guy can make it to the house tomorrow afternoon.

Brian Schlepped Here - Thoughts While Walking 'Round our Nation's Capital

Despite the fact that you get to ride around in monster trucks, Dulles is a craptastic airport. Use Reagan if at all possible.

If you're a fresh faced young polisci graduate looking for a job, don't come here. There are already 8 gazillion of you running around franticly.

This is a heavily secured city. I counted six armed law enforcement agencies (not counting military personell). Capitol Police, Uniformed Secret Service Police (yes, that's their name, and don't get me started on the irony of "uniformed secret service") FBI Police (yes, police), Metropolitan Police, Transit Authority Police and Homeland Security Police.

There's nowhere to eat in this city. There are literally McDonald's on every street corner in Paris, London, heck even Budapest and Moscow. Why not in DC?

The locals complain about 20 percent humidity and how "unbearable" it is. They're complaining while for once in my life I'm not sweating.

Fun Fact: The National Christmas Tree stands between the White House and the Jefferson Memorial all year round.

You hear a lot about Arlington National Cemetary being awe-inspiring but you truly have to see it to believe it. 300,000 of America's finest are buried here. The small, white markers are a little spooky. It's almost like the ghosts of thousands of soldiers standing in scores of perfectly alligned ranks.

The Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider is equally moving. These guards are hardcore. Every half hour, a new soldier comes to relieve the previous guard. A presiding officer explains (shouts in a very dignified way) the process the gathered crowd is about to see, and demands that they stand if at all possible (I saw several people who preferred to sit until a guard "politely compelled" them to stand). Every movement and every step is symbolic. It's truly a sight that must be seen to be understood.

I wasn't blown away by the Vietnam Memorial. Does that make me a cold blooded communist?

The Iwo Jime Memorial, however, was amazing. Fun Fact: Viewed from the side, the flag is of course at an angle. As you walk around the memorial, however, the the flag pole seems to raise itself upright as if the bronze Marines were planting the flag even as you watch them.

If you want to take a tour, Les Concierges will get you hooked up.

Where's Waldo?

I see him! I see him!

Rest in Peace

They will be missed. [Sniff.]

Nuttier than Squirrel Poo - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Reading Log - Vol. 3

Chapters 18-the end.

1. "Nuttier than squirrel poo." Love it.


2. From a literary standpoint, I'm enjoying the muddying of Dumbledore's sanctimonious past.


3. The effect of the Horcrux locket on Harry annoyingly reminds me of Frodo and The One Ring.


4. Godrick Gryfindor's sword in frozen puddle = Excalibur being given to Arthur by Lady of the Lake.


5. It is interesting that such a teetering character as Xenophilius should have that name. Xeno being the Greek word for foreigner or race.


6. I like that we're calling Ron "Ginger."


7. Is Dobbie the "Second Death"? Can it really be that simple?


8. Aww... Harry is a Godfather!


9. Hooray for Aberforth!


10. "Effing," "damn" and now "bastards." This may have to be an R-rated movie!


11. I'm actually tearing up now that Neville's "Gran" is so proud of him.


12. Ooh... Ginny won't let Harry and Cho be alone... CAT FIGHT!


13. Could Fleur's tiarra by the actual diadem?


14. Everyone is standing up to fight for Hogwarts... it's just like Braveheart!


15. Oh, Percy is back. Everyone say hello to Percy.


16. Lupin calls his wife by her last name (Tonks). That's very Mr. Todd of him.


17. Hmmph. I never considered Fred as a posible victim.


18. Mongonagal's herd of galloping desks... best mental image ever.


19. What is up with all this death? Hedwig, Mad-Eye, Fred, Snape, Dobbie, Remus and Tonks... it's a bleedin' shame.


20. Harry gave his son the middle name, Severus. Kinda cute but creepy too.

What in the Name of Merlin's Most Baggy Y-Fronts was that about? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Reading Log - Vol. 2

Chapters 8-17.

1. Dumbledore didn't leave me anything.
2. Harry, bro, forget Ginny. What about Luna? She's cute enough.
3. Oh crap, Viktor Krum is back? Run, Hermione! Run! Run to Ronald! It's your destiny!
4. Ginny = Ginerva. Hmmph.
5. "I now declare you bonded for life." Thought: Can wizards divorce?
6. I want a (non magical) motorcycle.
7. Note to self: work "lousy git" into everyday conversations.
8. Page 191: "blood traitor" and "blood-traitor" appear in the first three lines. Is there a grammatical reason for this I'm just not seeing?
9. Voldemort moves against the ministry, takes over and begins his anti muggle policies. The parallels to Nazi Germany just keep piling up.
10. Tonks is pregnant! Did I call the werewolf sex or what?
11. "What in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts was that?" Ron has quite the mouth! And he's been saying "effing" a lot too. JKR must be getting tired of the kiddie stuff.
12. Honestly, why don't Ron and Hermione just shut up and get a room already? You know what they say: "Make-up snogging is the best snogging."
13. Why doesn't Hermione stop pestering Harry about Occlumency. HE CAN'T DO, HERMIONE, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUZZY SKULL!
14. The public toilets I saw in London did not have pull chains to flush them.
15. Dolores Umbridge would use kitten post-its.
16. Perkins has lumbago. I've always wondered what that is. According to our good friends at Wikipedia,

Lumbago is a term used to refer to low back pain. Such pain may also be accompanied by symptoms that extend to the buttocks, thigh(s) and leg(s) in either a uni- or bi- lateral fashion (but usually only on one side). If the primary symptom is leg pain caused by a compressed nerve in the low back, then the symptoms are usually called sciatica rather than lumbago.
Lumbago may also be accompanied by other symptoms and signs such as loss of sensation (usually the sole of the foot and posterior aspect of the calf region) and motor function (usually loss of plantar flexion of the foot and toes as well as a diminished ankle jerk reflex) in some areas and back stiffness (pain and rigidity upon movement of the lumbrosacral part of the spine). Other signs include reduced ability to walk or raise one's foot once straightened.

17. Question: Once Ron and Hermione are pronounced Wizard and Wife and ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after, what is he going to call her for short? Her? Hermie? Sweet Cheeks?

18. James and Lilly died on Halloween. How appropriate.

19. We know wizards (or witches) can marry muggles (See Cattermole). My question is this: How do they meet?