Well-done, Please

It is widely accepted among theologians that among God's better (yet more unknown) gifts to mankind is... 2-in-1 Shampoo + Conditioner.

To ask for anything more would be ungrateful and potentially blasphemous.

But lo, God, in His infinite wisdom, has deemed mankind ready to handle...

3-in-1 SHAMPOO + CONDITIONER + BODY WASH!

Seriously, a big shout out of thanks to my boys at Dial. The 12 seconds you've saved me each morning shall not go unwasted.

Now, if we can just produce a 4-in-1 that includes toothpaste, I'll be set for life.