4.11.08

What to do, what to do?

Tonight I plan to spend as much time as possible keeping my blood pressure in the safe range by avoiding the trickle of election results. Why torture myself for eight or more hours when I can do something else worthwhile and learn the results in one quick fell swoop, just like a blunt blow to the back of my head? Polls schmolls; I ain't goin' cotton no premature speculation and projection.

So, the question of the day is this:

How Should I Spend My Evening NOT Watching the Election Returns?
Be a man. Order a pizza and watch 'em anyway.
Go to a movie you really don't want to see.
Clean your kitchen.
Learn to play the fiddle.
Take a nap.
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