17.2.09

Awesome

Sure, I guess we could be thankful to Anheuser-Busch. They donated cases and cases of canned H2O to Missouri Baptist Disaster Relief efforts during last week's ice storm in the Boot Heel. But I, for one, am offended they gave out the dented cans. On the plus side, the inferior quality of the aluminum used may make it easier for me to crush the can on my forehead.

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