Ice Ice Baby

What has two thumbs and rode a Zamboni last night?

This guy [points thumbs at himself]. Needless to say, it was - in the words of Barney Stinson - legend- wait for it... I hope you're not lactose intolerant... -dary!

Notice how fleet-footed and nimble I am as I successfully jump astride the powerful and efficient Model 445, much as the noble cheetah that pounces on the cuddly baby gazelle. I'm also proud to report that I did NOT faceplant during the dismount.